There is only one subset of white people that I know who have been routinely likened to monkeys, and that's the Irish in the 19th Century. I really want you to point me to all your OUTRAGED posts complaining about the gleeful, indeed joyful depictions of Porgie Bush, also a caucasian, as all sorts of monkeys and apes, that I've seen down the years, here-I must have missed them.Īnd while we're at it, let's ban the children's tune about the "Little Monkeys Jumping On The Bed!" What is "racist" about depicting two blonde, caucasian children as trained monkeys? Inquiring minds want to know.I know of no "racist tradition" that calls that an insult, given the race and coloring of the individuals in question. "It was the right thing to do," he said.Īfter he made the CHOICE of using them (to the point of forcing them to ACT, rather like a monkey grinder does to his trained monkeys) for blatantly political and partisan purposes, then SCREECHING like he was burnt when someone notices, then using the "Think of the CHILLLLLLDREN" excuse to raise a million bucks for his campaign, and then whipping up poutrage some more!Īnd look at you, jumping on that bandwagon? You sure you want to die on THAT hill? That has no place in politics."Ĭruz also said that he "appreciates" the support of his fellow Republicans and that he's glad that the Washington Post removed the image. But don't be attacking five year-old girls. Leave kids alone And if the media wants to attack and ridicule every Republican, well that's what they're gonna do. "It used to be for a long time the rules across the board that kids are off limits," he added. "Not too much ticks me off, but making fun of my girls, that'll do it," Cruz said in response to the cartoon, which has since been taken down. Ted Cruz hammered the Washington Post on Wednesday for publishing an online editorial cartoon depicting his two young daughters as dancing monkeys, telling a crowd in Tulsa that the attack "has no place in politics." If other cartoonists read my blog, they’d probably get six or seven cartoon ideas from each post.Ĭlaytoonz.Sen. How long until Trump brags that his mistresses are better looking than Cruz’s booty calls? Sure, I could be wrong on this, but I’m not going to convict on such shoddy evidence. Normal journalism ethics are tossed out in the tabloid’s reporting, which is standard to the National Enquirer. Their photos are pixellated, which has everyone guessing. Poor attention-starved John Kasich is probably wondering why nobody ever calls his wife a “ho.” Trump blamed Cruz for the super PAC ad of his wife, so I guess they’re even there. He even gave Trump a nickname, “Sleazy Donald,” which is fair since Trump keeps calling him “Lyin’ Ted.” I think these two should meet at the bike racks after school and fight it out. He came out strong and angry and blamed Trump. The only thing that actually makes it somewhat believable is Ted Cruz’s denial. There’s something Ted doesn’t have: friends. The guy who provided this salacious information on Cruz has a history of playing dirty political tricks, and he’s a good friend of The Donald. That might be a reason not to vote for someone. They have also oddly endorsed Trump, which seems fair since their publication is probably his only news source. The National Enquirer has a silent policy of no criticism of Donald Trump. OK, so they’ve been right maybe three or four times … throughout their entire history. You’ll bring up the argument that the National Enquirer has been proven right on John Edwards, Gary Hart, Tiger Woods and a few others. The second thing is that I don’t believe the Enquirer story. Yeeks! That is a bigger concern than where he’s been putting Little Ted. I’m just not really interested in living in a theocracy led by Ted Cruz, whose wife and father believe is a divine messenger from God. Four years of a Cruz administration would force the entire nation to do a walk of shame. But two things: I don’t care about his sex life, and I’m much more concerned about the disaster he wants to inflict upon this nation. I could join in on that glee business at the expense of Cruz’s political career.
Did you just raise one eyebrow in disbelief, or did you get all gleeful at the prospect of dirt on Ted Cruz? I already drew a cartoon this week on the icky bed lovin’ of Ted Cruz, but that was before the National Enquirer came out with their story that Teddy Bear has been getting a whole bunch of action on the side. I don’t know what’s less believable: that five women slept with Ted Cruz or that you can find five women who would admit it. From Clay Jones on his political cartoon “The Seduction Of Ted Cruz,” the inevitable 2016 election sex scandal, and poor, neglected John Kasich